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Chris I do not believe in sharks! after two 4 metres sharks decided not to dine 1km out from Malabar
Rex Swim! Training
Chris I would think it's obvious that I can't stop you swimming in the ocean Training
Shay At least I got everybody out of the surf boat before I flipped it, you just got yourself out Boat sweep competition with Paul
Shay I hit a sea plane with a surf boat, but it's ok the sea plane was stationery Boat sweep extraordinaire
Shay We should tie weights to ourselves and go swimming Training
Shay We should tie weights to the skis and go paddling Training
Shay You guys are soft, you should tie weights to yourselves for those chin-ups Training
Shay Our preparation has been unconventional, so far we've been tapering for a year Training
Chris I've got to do something about my shoulders, they're a disgrace, a disgrace to the club Narcissism
Rex I broke my paddle coming in at Tama Training
Johahn You simply calculate the covariance of the eigenvectors Huh
Peter I wouldn't call the conditions today enjoyable Training
Ben It was more about survival Training
Keith Two laps then an hour in the sauna at the Icebergs Training
Chris Subtlety isn't a prerequisite Taking Care of Business
Rex (over the radio) I'm just signing off, but you've got a big bloke with no fins on a boogie board in the rip headed for NZ down there On Patrol
Harry (on the loud hailer) I told you not to swim there, and what did you do, you went and swam there, now look at you! Alright I'm coming. On Patrol
PM patrol captains I want two volunteers to pack up the tent On Patrol
AM patrol captains I want two volunteers to set up the tent On Patrol
Dennis Back in those days it was illegal to bathe topless Club History
Shay I found him asleep under the judges stand Competition
Paul Saving knobs like you! On Patrol
Sign in the gym Pain is only weakness leaving the body Training
Chris I'm a small surf specialist Training
Spot, after a visit by a large fish Too big for a dolphin, too small for a whale Training
Andrew This is going to hurt. IRB
Nick GUN IT!!! IRB
Johahn I AM GUNNING IT!!! IRB
JamieG? I'd be really impressed if you surfed an 8 foot wave off the reef, driving solo with the motor off during your exam, whilst slaloming between surfers. IRB
Johahn Are you alive?? IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing If you flip the boat I will not send swimmers to rescue you, it's too big. Do you understand that? IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing If you stand the IRB on it's end the surf is twice as big. Is everyone OK with that? IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing If you flip the IRB I want you to stick your hand up so that we know you are not dead. Do you understand that? IRB
Competition Survey Response: "Cage fighting would be an ideal method of training for the AGM..." Anon


 
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