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Goat It's simple: board, you, rock! Goat
Simon All of a sudden out of nowhere the submerged object jumped out of us and we landed on north head Simon
Ric I'm very familiar with those rocks The Twins
Simon But it's a soft reef The Reef
Admiring firsts for human kind I have heard about boards hitting rocks, I have heard about boards hitting people, but never have had to extract a whole windscreen wiper from an epoxy board, You knucklehead! Goat
Iain Still Derek Zoolander here baby Narcissism
Chris I do not believe in sharks! Chris after two 4 metres sharks decided not to have breakfast 1km out from Malabar
Rex Swim! Training
Chris I would think it's obvious that I can't stop you swimming in the ocean Training
Goat Global warming, why would I worry about that? My house is on a hill Goat
Promotional flag misappropriated from Aussie Titles '05 The fun starts here Competition
Dave How'd you get in here? Taking Care of Business
Rob On second thought I'm not opening the gate Taking Care of Business
Goat Don't go in the store room Dave Goat
Devo I was swimming in a meter of foam before an 8 foot dumper came and pinned me to the bottom, I almost drowned Swimming
Shay At least i got everybody out of the surf boat before I flipped it, you just got yourself out Surf Boat sweep how long is your sweep oar competition with Paul
Phil Oh shut up Dick Taking Care of Business
Shay I hit a sea plane with a surf boat, but it is ok the sea plane was stationery Surf Sweep Extraordinaire brings fear to the most casual harbour users
Shay We should tie weights to ourselves and go running Training
Shay We should tie weights to ourselves and go swimming Training
Shay We should tie weights to the skis and go paddling Training
Shay You guys are soft, you should tie weights to yourselves for those chin ups Training
Shay We should tie weights to ourselves and go to the gym Training
Shay Phil made me take it down Taking Care of Business
Shay Our preparation has been unconventional, so far we've been tapering for a year Training
Simon You could attempt that 10 times and expect to destroy 10 skis, I'm counting myself ahead Training
Chris I've got to do something about my shoulders, they're a disgrace, a disgrace to the club Narcissism
Rex I broke my paddle coming in at Tama Training
Hammo There's literally a ski on every second car Training
Johahn You simply calculate the covariance of the eigenvectors Huh
Peter I wouldn't call the conditions today enjoyable Training
Ben It was more about survival Training
Keith Two laps then an hour in the sauna at the Icebergs Training
Chris Subtlety isn't a prerequisite Taking Care of Business
Paul ...in every room in this club Huh
Anon The good news is, [the member of patrol] didn't drown, the bad news is, they caught it all on film On Patrol
Rex (over the radio) I'm just signing off now but you've got a big bloke with no fins on a boogie board in the rip headed for Newzealand down there On Patrol
Harry (on the loud hailer) I told you not to swim there, and what did you do, you went and swam there, now look at you! Alright I'm coming. On Patrol
afternoon patrol captains everywhere I want two volunteers to pack up the tent On Patrol
morning patrol captains everywhere I want two volunteers to set up the tent On Patrol
Chris I was filmed digging a hole this afternoon, I think they're running out of ideas On Patrol
Sue I think calling it an island is stretching the truth a bit Simon The Island
Strange Engravings Outside Club Hammo Simmo J-Fag Taking Care of Business
Bisho Goat went crazy and locked himself in the office for three months when he was doing his HSC Club History
Dennis Back in those days it was illegal to bathe topless Club History
Neil Have you been eating all the profits? On Patrol
Simon regarding a club T-Party There were a disproportionate number of transvestites Social
everyone Sydney's most dangerous beach On Patrol
Shay I found him asleep under the judges stand Competition
Andrew (note: Dr Rob is no longer single) Science of the surf will be starting in 10 minutes ... and ladies, Dr Rob is single Club History
Anon Paul has not swept a boat onto the beach in a carnival all year centenary year
Paul Saving knobs like you! On Patrol
Hammo You're going down Dirch! Competition
Paul (over the loudhailer from the club house to Jay out the back on a boogie board) JAY, YOUR MOTHER IS ON THE PHONE On Patrol
Peter Steady on, that's a bit much! Social
Sign in the gym Pain is only weakness leaving the body Training
Sign in the gym Sweat you fat pig Training
Shay A swimmer in the rip is told by a Tamarama patrol captain on a board after patrol to swim south out of the rip. The swimmer replies "I am French, do you speak French", the versatile patrol captain says "a gauche, a droite" pointing south, just get on the board before you speak poisson 20062007 History
A patrol captain dealing with someone who's annoyed them I want you to go and do a roving patrol at MacKenzie's for the next 3 hours. Take a radio and a tube. On Patrol
Spot Tell that pink togs wearing Tamarama *!$& that I'm coming for him Training
Keith Photos in speedo's? I'll sort you out. Training
Johahn It's full on 5ft out there! Training
Beachy It's a bit hectic out there eh? On Patrol
Chris I am a small surf specialist Training
Andres I'm a lover, not a fighter Training
Andres girls - who wants to get under my blanket? Training
Spot after bing investigated by a fish of unknown species Too big for a dolphin, too small for a whale Training
Andrew This is going to hurt. IRB
IRB crew That was the scariest thing I've ever done. IRB
Nick GUN IT!!! IRB
Johahn I AM GUNNING IT!!! IRB
IRB crew WATCH THAT WAVE! IRB
Johahn TURN THAT BOARD AROUND AND SURF BACK IN!! Training
JamieG? I would be really impressed if you surfed a 8 foot break off the reef driving solo with the motor off during your exam whilst slaleming between surfers. IRB
Daniel Strap your balls on cos i hear it's rolling in. IRB
Andrew PADDLE! IRB
Andrew These paddles are FU#@King USELESS IRB
Johahn Are you alive?? IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing If you flip the boat I will not send swimmers to rescue you, it's too big. Do you understand that? IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing If you stand the IRB on it's end the surf is twice as big. Is everyone OK with that? IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing If you flip the IRB I want you to stick your hand up so that we know you are not dead. Do you understand that? IRB
Johahn I want the scars The Gold



"Pain is only weakness leaving the body"--Sign in the gym

 
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