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Chris	I do not believe in sharks!	after two 4 metres sharks decided not to dine 1km out from Malabar
Rex	Swim!	Training
Chris	I would think it's obvious that I can't stop you swimming in the ocean	Training
Shay	At least I got everybody out of the surf boat before I flipped it, you just got yourself out	Boat sweep competition with Paul
Shay	I hit a sea plane with a surf boat, but it's ok the sea plane was stationery	Boat sweep extraordinaire
Shay	We should tie weights to ourselves and go swimming	Training
Shay	We should tie weights to the skis and go paddling	Training
Shay	You guys are soft, you should tie weights to yourselves for those chin-ups	Training
Shay	Our preparation has been unconventional, so far we've been tapering for a year	Training
Chris	I've got to do something about my shoulders, they're a disgrace, a disgrace to the club	Narcissism
Rex	I broke my paddle coming in at Tama	Training
Johahn	You simply calculate the covariance of the eigenvectors	Huh
Peter	I wouldn't call the conditions today enjoyable	Training
Ben	It was more about survival	Training
Keith	Two laps then an hour in the sauna at the Icebergs	Training
Chris	Subtlety isn't a prerequisite	Taking Care of Business
Rex (over the radio)	I'm just signing off, but you've got a big bloke with no fins on a boogie board in the rip headed for NZ down there	On Patrol
Harry (on the loud hailer)	I told you not to swim there, and what did you do, you went and swam there, now look at you! Alright I'm coming.	On Patrol
PM patrol captains	I want two volunteers to pack up the tent	On Patrol
AM patrol captains	I want two volunteers to set up the tent	On Patrol
Dennis	Back in those days it was illegal to bathe topless	Club History
Shay	I found him asleep under the judges stand	Competition
Paul	Saving knobs like you!	On Patrol
Sign in the gym	Pain is only weakness leaving the body	Training
Chris	I'm a small surf specialist	Training
Spot, after a visit by a large fish	Too big for a dolphin, too small for a whale	Training
Andrew	This is going to hurt.	IRB
Nick	GUN IT!!!	IRB
Johahn	I AM GUNNING IT!!!	IRB
JamieG?	I'd be really impressed if you surfed an 8 foot wave off the reef, driving solo with the motor off during your exam, whilst slaloming between surfers.	IRB
Johahn	Are you alive??	IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing	If you flip the boat I will not send swimmers to rescue you, it's too big. Do you understand that?	IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing	If you stand the IRB on it's end the surf is twice as big. Is everyone OK with that?	IRB
IRB pre-flight briefing	If you flip the IRB I want you to stick your hand up so that we know you are not dead. Do you understand that?	IRB
Competition	Survey Response: "Cage fighting would be an ideal method of training for the AGM..."	Anon

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"I found him asleep under the judges stand"--Shay

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