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Please no full names, vulgarity, or things that make the club look bad or legally liable. Try not to completely fabricate what people said (unless it's really funny to do so) and check your spelling as the quotes appear on every page. Most browsers come with spell checkers these days, but if yours doesn't, download and install the Google Toolbar, it includes a spell checker and several other handy utilities.| Goat | It's simple: board, you, rock! | Goat |
| Simon | All of a sudden out of nowhere the submerged object jumped out of us and we landed on north head | Simon |
| Ric | I'm very familiar with those rocks | The Twins |
| Simon | But it's a soft reef | The Reef |
| Admiring firsts for human kind | I have heard about boards hitting rocks, I have heard about boards hitting people, but never have had to extract a whole windscreen wiper from an epoxy board, You knucklehead! | Goat |
| Iain | Still Derek Zoolander here baby | Narcissism |
| Chris | I do not believe in sharks! | Chris after two 4 metres sharks decided not to have breakfast 1km out from Malabar |
| Rex | Swim! | Training |
| Chris | I would think it's obvious that I can't stop you swimming in the ocean | Training |
| Goat | Global warming, why would I worry about that? My house is on a hill | Goat |
| Promotional flag misappropriated from Aussie Titles '05 | The fun starts here | Competition |
| Dave | How'd you get in here? | Taking Care of Business |
| Rob | On second thought I'm not opening the gate | Taking Care of Business |
| Goat | Don't go in the store room Dave | Goat |
| Devo | I was swimming in a meter of foam before an 8 foot dumper came and pinned me to the bottom, I almost drowned | Swimming |
| Shay | At least i got everybody out of the surf boat before I flipped it, you just got yourself out | Surf Boat sweep how long is your sweep oar competition with Paul |
| Phil | Oh shut up Dick | Taking Care of Business |
| Shay | I hit a sea plane with a surf boat, but it is ok the sea plane was stationery | Surf Sweep Extraordinaire brings fear to the most casual harbour users |
| Shay | We should tie weights to ourselves and go running | Training |
| Shay | We should tie weights to ourselves and go swimming | Training |
| Shay | We should tie weights to the skis and go paddling | Training |
| Shay | You guys are soft, you should tie weights to yourselves for those chin ups | Training |
| Shay | We should tie weights to ourselves and go to the gym | Training |
| Shay | Phil made me take it down | Taking Care of Business |
| Shay | Our preparation has been unconventional, so far we've been tapering for a year | Training |
| Simon | You could attempt that 10 times and expect to destroy 10 skis, I'm counting myself ahead | Training |
| Chris | I've got to do something about my shoulders, they're a disgrace, a disgrace to the club | Narcissism |
| Rex | I broke my paddle coming in at Tama | Training |
| Hammo | There's literally a ski on every second car | Training |
| Johahn | You simply calculate the covariance of the eigenvectors | Huh |
| Peter | I wouldn't call the conditions today enjoyable | Training |
| Ben | It was more about survival | Training |
| Keith | Two laps then an hour in the sauna at the Icebergs | Training |
| Chris | Subtlety isn't a prerequisite | Taking Care of Business |
| Paul | ...in every room in this club | Huh |
| Anon | The good news is, [the member of patrol] didn't drown, the bad news is, they caught it all on film | On Patrol |
| Rex (over the radio) | I'm just signing off now but you've got a big bloke with no fins on a boogie board in the rip headed for Newzealand down there | On Patrol |
| Harry (on the loud hailer) | I told you not to swim there, and what did you do, you went and swam there, now look at you! Alright I'm coming. | On Patrol |
| afternoon patrol captains everywhere | I want two volunteers to pack up the tent | On Patrol |
| morning patrol captains everywhere | I want two volunteers to set up the tent | On Patrol |
| Chris | I was filmed digging a hole this afternoon, I think they're running out of ideas | On Patrol |
| Sue | I think calling it an island is stretching the truth a bit Simon | The Island |
| Strange Engravings Outside Club | Hammo Simmo J-Fag | Taking Care of Business |
| Bisho | Goat went crazy and locked himself in the office for three months when he was doing his HSC | Club History |
| Dennis | Back in those days it was illegal to bathe topless | Club History |
| Neil | Have you been eating all the profits? | On Patrol |
| Simon regarding a club T-Party | There were a disproportionate number of transvestites | Social |
| everyone | Sydney's most dangerous beach | On Patrol |
| Shay | I found him asleep under the judges stand | Competition |
| Andrew (note: Dr Rob is no longer single) | Science of the surf will be starting in 10 minutes ... and ladies, Dr Rob is single | Club History |
| Anon | Paul has not swept a boat onto the beach in a carnival all year | centenary year |
| Paul | Saving knobs like you! | On Patrol |
| Hammo | You're going down Dirch! | Competition |
| Paul (over the loudhailer from the club house to Jay out the back on a boogie board) | JAY, YOUR MOTHER IS ON THE PHONE | On Patrol |
| Peter | Steady on, that's a bit much! | Social |
| Sign in the gym | Pain is only weakness leaving the body | Training |
| Sign in the gym | Sweat you fat pig | Training |
| Shay | A swimmer in the rip is told by a Tamarama patrol captain on a board after patrol to swim south out of the rip. The swimmer replies "I am French, do you speak French", the versatile patrol captain says "a gauche, a droite" pointing south, just get on the board before you speak poisson | 20062007 History |
| A patrol captain dealing with someone who's annoyed them | I want you to go and do a roving patrol at MacKenzie's for the next 3 hours. Take a radio and a tube. | On Patrol |
| Spot | Tell that pink togs wearing Tamarama *!$& that I'm coming for him | Training |
| Keith | Photos in speedo's? I'll sort you out. | Training |
| Johahn | It's full on 5ft out there! | Training |
| Beachy | It's a bit hectic out there eh? | On Patrol |
| Chris | I am a small surf specialist | Training |
| Andres | I'm a lover, not a fighter | Training |
| Andres | girls - who wants to get under my blanket? | Training |
| Spot after bing investigated by a fish of unknown species | Too big for a dolphin, too small for a whale | Training |
| Andrew | This is going to hurt. | IRB |
| IRB crew | That was the scariest thing I've ever done. | IRB |
| Nick | GUN IT!!! | IRB |
| Johahn | I AM GUNNING IT!!! | IRB |
| IRB crew | WATCH THAT WAVE! | IRB |
| Johahn | TURN THAT BOARD AROUND AND SURF BACK IN!! | Training |
| JamieG? | I would be really impressed if you surfed a 8 foot break off the reef driving solo with the motor off during your exam whilst slaleming between surfers. | IRB |
| Daniel | Strap your balls on cos i hear it's rolling in. | IRB |
| Andrew | PADDLE! | IRB |
| Andrew | These paddles are FU#@King USELESS | IRB |
| Johahn | Are you alive?? | IRB |
| IRB pre-flight briefing | If you flip the boat I will not send swimmers to rescue you, it's too big. Do you understand that? | IRB |
| IRB pre-flight briefing | If you stand the IRB on it's end the surf is twice as big. Is everyone OK with that? | IRB |
| IRB pre-flight briefing | If you flip the IRB I want you to stick your hand up so that we know you are not dead. Do you understand that? | IRB |
| Johahn | I want the scars | The Gold |
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